Conversations With My Dogs

 

detail from "Slow Joe"

 

 

When I talk about painting "Bad Dogs", people often get a little irate. They say, "But you have great dogs! How can you say such a thing?"

 

 

Oh sure, they're great. I could, in fact, wax on all day about how awesome my dogs are. But I would be lying to you if I told you my neighbors have never heard the following conversations I have had with my dogs:

 

 

"Stop humping the cat! I can't even look at you for the rest of the day now!"

 

"Where the heck did you even find a chicken?"

 

"Stop sniffing my crotch! It's the same crotch I had yesterday."

 

"Drop it!" You are sooooo not putting that stinky deer leg in my car!"

 

"Bark it up Barky. I think you forgot to bark at something."

 

"What are you eat...Oh God...is that a rat tail in your mouth?"

 

"If you eat that I will not be kissing you today!"

 

"Stop whining. It's not my fault you ate the volcano ! "(science fair project)

 

"Oh gross! That's the grossest puke ever! When were you eating rotten starfish anyways?"

 



 

"Slow Joe"

(who is in fact my mother's mostly good dog)

10" x 10" framed

$115